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3.34smillions of them die, so is it wrong to kill sperm?
1.67sYes. Yes, it is.
2.3sFrom now on, no more masturbating in this house.
0.33s(STAMMERING) What?
1.27sWhy?
1.75sBecause masturbation is abortion.
2.67sBut abortion helps me get my homework done.
2.67sAnd sometimes I abort in my sleep!
1.87sWhat am I supposed to do about that?
3.22sPeter, I'm sorry if you disagree with me, but according to the law,
3.07sit is still my right to choose what I do with my body.
1.63sWell, the law is wrong, Lois!
3.24sOkay, Peter, if you're so pro-life, let me ask you this.
3.77sWould you go down to the orphanage and claim an unwanted baby and take care of it?
2.03sNo, Lois, I'm here to save the unborn.
2.5sOnce they get out of the vagina, they can go fuck themselves.
3.22sPeter, what's inside of Lois won't be remotely human for six months.
2.67sThere's no brain activity until at least the 27th week.
1.23sIt's still a person, Brian.
2.5sIt's a woman's responsibility to carry it to term.
1.3sWell, what if a woman is raped?
2.44sMaybe she should have thought of that before she asked me for directions.
1.95sHuh? What about incest, Peter?
1.48sWhat's incest?
2.44sYou know how cousin Lou has that kid whose eyes touch?
2.5sSo what, you're saying Touch Eyes doesn't deserve to exist?