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1.59sYou're missing the point, Dad.
2.53sI don't want girls. I want Jessica.
4.96sAh, well, I remember feeling that way about a young lady named "your mom,"
1.4sand that's not an urban diss.
1.49sYour mom was my Jessica.
1.47sI remember the first time I saw her.
1.47sI thought --
"I should get her pregnant,
1.47sand then she'll have to marry me."
2.13sI beg your pardon, Rick -- inappropriate.
3.3sSorry, please proceed with your story about banging my daughter in high school.
2.37sI'm not sure you wanna take romantic advice from this guy, Marty,
1.93sHis marriage is hanging from a thread.
2.26sMy marriage is fine, thank you.
5.13sJerry, it's your house -- whatever you say it is is how it is -- but I think a blind man could see that Beth is looking for the door.
2.26sI barely have a reason to care, and even /naticed,
2.23sCome on, Rick! Don't talk about my parents like that.
1.73sListen, Marty, I hate to break it to you,
1.59sbut what people call "love"
2.26sis just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.
2.59slt hits hard, Marty, then it slowly fades,
1.93sleaving you stranded in a failing marriage.
1.93sI did it, Your parents are gonna do it,
1.33sBreak the cycle, Marty,
1.8sRise above. Focus on science.