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1.23sP RI N C I PAL: Principal Vagina here --
2.03sDon’t er the name fed you. Wm very much in charge --
2.87sreminding you that tonight is our annual Fiu Season Dance.
1.97si don't know how many times ihave to say this,
1.9sbut if you have the f/a, stay home.
0.93sHey.
1.83sThe Fiu Season Dance is about awareness, not celebration,
1.37s
1.87sYou don't bring dead babies to Passover,
3.99sOkay. Here we go. H-Hey, Jessica. Uh...
1.99sWhat's up, Marty?
1.23sWhat are you doing?
0sUm...
1.59sWait, wait.
2.16sWere you about to talk... to her?
2.4sWell... I mean, Iwas thinking about it,
1.99sDude, stay in your league.
2.26sLook at how hot she is, You don't see me going...
3.43sto a bigger school in a wealthier district and hitting on their prettiest girl.
1.37sGee, thanks, Brad.
1.59sI throw balls far.
1.56sYou want good words?
1.59sDate a languager.
1.76sJERRY: Try not to worry about it, Marty,
5.33sYou're a good kid, and there's not a premium on that right now, but you'll be getting girls sometime after Brad's out of shape.
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