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1.87sI watched the skies for weeks,
4.3swith only occasional breaks to tend to my grief diarrhea.
1.83sJust when all hope was lost...
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3.22s(GASPS) The ship's escape pod!
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1.52sWhat happened up there, Johnny?
3.62sDon't make me remember. So horrible it was.
0.92s(SHRIEKS)
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1.57sI thought you said he didn't have hair.
4.75sYes, but something he saw on that mission traumatized him so severely,
2.97she grew hair, just so it could turn white.
3.84sSadly, my brave crew was gone forever.
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3.8s(SNIFFLING) That poor incompetent crew.
2.54sWhat do you think happened, Professor?