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2.6sI demand a recount.
3.24sOne for Martin, two for Martin. Would you like another recount ?
0.52sNo.
2.18sWell, I just wanna make sure.
2.1sOne for Martin, two for Martin.
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2.05sThis way, Mr. President.
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2.34sNow boarding on track five,
2.67sthe Afternoon Delight, stopping at Shelbyville-- Mr. Bergstrom !
0.29sHey, Mr. Bergstrom !
2.52sHey !
2.84s- Lisa ! - "Hey, Lisa," indeed !
1.87sWhat ? What is it ?
2.77sOh-- I mean...
2.57swere you just gonna leave just like that ?
1.93sAw. I'm sorry, Lisa.
4.24sYou know, it's the life of the substitute teacher. He's a fraud.
2.27sToday he might be wearing gym shorts.
2.3sTomorrow he's speaking French Or--
3.1sor pretending to know how to run a band saw, or God knows what.
3.42sYou can't go. You're the best teacher I'll ever have.
3.52sAw, that's not true. Other teachers will come along. Oh, please !
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