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0.39sWh-Wh-What's your name ?
2.12sLisa Simpson.
2.6s- Well, go ahead, Miss Simpson.
- Um, one:
3.8sYour belt buckle says "State of Texas," but Texas wasn't a state until 1845.
0.52sVery good.
4.72sTwo: The revolver wasn't invented until 1835. That's excellent.
2.15sThree: You seem to be of the jewish faith.
0.37sAre you sure I'm jewish ?
1.08sOr Italian.
0.42sI'm jewish.
1.57sAnd there weren't any jewish cowboys.
3.69sVery good. That's excellent. And I'm also wearing a digital watch, but I'll accept that.
4.1sHere you go, little lady. And for the record, there were a few jewish cowboys--
2.8sbig guys who were great shots and spent money freely.
3sI'm Mr. Bergstrom. Feel free to make fun of my name if you want.
3.64sTwo suggestions are Mr. Nerdstrom and Mr. Boogerstrom.
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3.87sBoys and girls, today we will begin selecting a class president.
4.07sI'm not allowed to vote, but I strongly suggest you elect Martin. Martin ?
2.67sAs your president, I would demand...
2.1sa science fiction library...
6.44sfeaturing an ABC of the overlords of the genre: Asimov, Baxter, Clarke--