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2.8sShoot, it's awfully quiet on the plains here.
2.57sWell, how about this ? Everybody, I wanna see two eyes...
2.33son every single person staring at me right now.
2.54sThere are three things wrong with my costume.
3.62sAnybody names those three things will get my hat.
1.65sI believe I know the answer.
0.39sWh-Wh-What's your name ?
2.12sLisa Simpson.
2.6s- Well, go ahead, Miss Simpson.
- Um, one:
3.8sYour belt buckle says "State of Texas," but Texas wasn't a state until 1845.
0.52sVery good.
4.72sTwo: The revolver wasn't invented until 1835. That's excellent.
2.15sThree: You seem to be of the jewish faith.
0.37sAre you sure I'm jewish ?
1.08sOr Italian.
0.42sI'm jewish.
1.57sAnd there weren't any jewish cowboys.
3.69sVery good. That's excellent. And I'm also wearing a digital watch, but I'll accept that.