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2.54sNo, children, you're not seeing things.
2.5sThis, my little friends, is a schwa.
2.1sAah !
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3.22sAre you the substitute ?
2.24sYes, sir ! Yes, I am.
2.84sAre you insane ? No, I'm not. It's my way of getting their attention.
1.87sWell, all right.
3.07sPlay friendly with your new teacher, children.
1.94sHowdy. I am a Texas cowboy.
3.04sThe year is 1830. You young 'uns ask me any questions you like.
2.67sCan we play kick ball instead of science after lunch ?
4.17sKick ball ? Son, there ain't no kick ball in 1830. Any other questions ?
2.8sShoot, it's awfully quiet on the plains here.
2.57sWell, how about this ? Everybody, I wanna see two eyes...
2.33son every single person staring at me right now.
2.54sThere are three things wrong with my costume.
3.62sAnybody names those three things will get my hat.
1.65sI believe I know the answer.
0.39sWh-Wh-What's your name ?
2.12sLisa Simpson.
2.6s- Well, go ahead, Miss Simpson.
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