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3.22sAre you the substitute ?
2.24sYes, sir ! Yes, I am.
2.84sAre you insane ? No, I'm not. It's my way of getting their attention.
1.87sWell, all right.
3.07sPlay friendly with your new teacher, children.
1.94sHowdy. I am a Texas cowboy.
3.04sThe year is 1830. You young 'uns ask me any questions you like.
2.67sCan we play kick ball instead of science after lunch ?
4.17sKick ball ? Son, there ain't no kick ball in 1830. Any other questions ?
2.8sShoot, it's awfully quiet on the plains here.
2.57sWell, how about this ? Everybody, I wanna see two eyes...
2.33son every single person staring at me right now.
2.54sThere are three things wrong with my costume.
3.62sAnybody names those three things will get my hat.