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1.75sWhat is it? We'll do anything.
2.04sEveryone, grab your guns.
3.6sI declare penguin huntin' season officially open!
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2.07sWe can't shoot penguins!
2.2sIsn't there some way to keep them from breeding?
3.2sCold showers don't work on Antarctic creatures.
2.87sSurely you agree that a quick semi-painless death...
2.3sis a damn sight better than weeks of starvation.
3.35sWell, I suppose, but I mean,
3.94sI joined Penguins Unlimited to love penguins, not to hunt them.
1.9sThis time the two are one and the same.
3.7sNow, are you with us, or are you gonna let innocent penguins suffer?
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5.02sOh, God, it's inhuman! It's like Hong Kong! I'll do it!
4.59sThat's a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface.
1.68sRifle check!
0.84sOh, yeah!