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2.1sFolks, it's worse than we thought.
3.17sSeems dark matter is nature's sex drug.
3.69sIt's like a perverted trail mix of penguin estrogen,
2.77spenguin Viagra and Spanish penguin fly.
2.26sWhy, it's making 'em ultra-fertile.
0.21sHow ultra?
3.47sWell, your garden variety penguin lays one egg a year.
3.87sSince the spill, our penguins have been laying six eggs every 15 minutes.
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2.66sAlso, the eggs hatch in only 12 hours.
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2.29sAlso, the males are layin' eggs.
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1.95sThis man has over-gasped.
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