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4.74sFry, I know those cookies are fresh-a-licious, but they produce an awful lot of trash.
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0.97sAnd, Bender, that aerosol head spray...
2.1smakes your antenna smell nice.
0.5sThank you.
2.34sBut it's doing long-term damage to the planet.
2.9sSo? It's not like it's the only one we've got.
1.8sGood news, everyone.
4.14sI'm sending you on an extremely controversial mission.
0.46sControversial?
2.79sOh, my, no.
2.72sFor this highly Controversial mission,
2.4syou'll be towing the juan Valdez,
4.47san orbiting supertanker full of rich Columbian dark matter.
3.59sDark matter oil? What if we hit something? The tanker could leak.
3.69sImpossible. The tanker has 6,000 hulls.
3.44sSo, unlike me, it's entirely leakproof.