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2.72sFor this highly Controversial mission,
2.4syou'll be towing the juan Valdez,
4.47san orbiting supertanker full of rich Columbian dark matter.
3.59sDark matter oil? What if we hit something? The tanker could leak.
3.69sImpossible. The tanker has 6,000 hulls.
3.44sSo, unlike me, it's entirely leakproof.
4.87sNow, once you've hauled the tanker past the protestors--
0.45sProtestors?
3.27sCorrect. 6,000 hulls.
4.17sWhy do we have to fly within three feet of this penguin preserve on Pluto?
2.12sTo avoid the tollbooth.
0.84s
3.82sOkay, she's all restocked with emergency jam. Let's get going.
2.19sAt the risk of sounding negative, no.
2.58sLook, Professor, I can't participate in this mission.
1.93sWhat are you yapping about?
2.97sThis time it's your reckless disregard for the environment.
3.19sIn fact, I'm gonna go join those protestors.
1.55sThis is an outrage!
3.22sI demand you hand over your captain's jacket.