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2.49sIf you're cold, rub your bodies with permafrost.
2.65sIt's nature's long johns.
4.75sIf rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right.
2.75sThis here is our penguin preserve.
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2.47sAw, they're so cute.
2.47sThey're like if puppies and kittens could have babies.
3.74sWe use hand puppets around the young'uns to simulate a natural environment.
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0.63sThat's adorable.
3.54sOw!
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3.17sBut I suppose it's this medal I'm most proud of, Wiggles.
3.7sI won it for saving the children of Earth from a giant kangaroo.
2.94sIt was on the Australian news. You probably didn't see it.
3.2sBrilliant! Would you cram a sock in it, Bender!
3.85sThose aren't even medals. They're bottle caps and pepperoni slices.
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1.82sThank you, steward.