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3.17sBut I suppose it's this medal I'm most proud of, Wiggles.
3.7sI won it for saving the children of Earth from a giant kangaroo.
2.94sIt was on the Australian news. You probably didn't see it.
3.2sBrilliant! Would you cram a sock in it, Bender!
3.85sThose aren't even medals. They're bottle caps and pepperoni slices.
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1.82sThank you, steward.
3.27sWiggles, weren't you about to propose a toast to your gallant captain?
4.2sFine! I've got a toast. To Captain Bender, he's the best...
2.19sat being a big jerk who's stupid...
2.79sand his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt.
1.7sAh, I've heard better.
1.97sIf I were in charge, I wouldn't treat you like this.
2.27sYou're nothing but a big blowhard.
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3.79sSir, you forget yourself. Shut up!
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3.45sBeing captain is obviously more important to you than being my friend.
1.66sI'm going.
0.89sGoing?
3.35sBut a captain can't drink without his first mate.