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2.1sFolks, it's worse than we thought.
3.17sSeems dark matter is nature's sex drug.
3.69sIt's like a perverted trail mix of penguin estrogen,
2.77spenguin Viagra and Spanish penguin fly.
2.26sWhy, it's making 'em ultra-fertile.
0.21sHow ultra?
3.47sWell, your garden variety penguin lays one egg a year.
3.87sSince the spill, our penguins have been laying six eggs every 15 minutes.
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2.66sAlso, the eggs hatch in only 12 hours.
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2.29sAlso, the males are layin' eggs.
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1.95sThis man has over-gasped.
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2.59sIf the birds keep multiplying, there'll soon be too many to count.
3.09sBefore long, the penguins will exhaust their food supply...
2.74sand starve to death.
2.47sOh, if only we hadn't flown penguins to Pluto...