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3.7sI tell you, boys, this is a victory not just for my anus, but for anuses...
1.2sOh, hang on, I got to go pee.
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1.67sThat's a lot better. So, anyway, this is a...
1sOh, I got to take a leak.
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1.5sThere we go. Oh, pee time.
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2.67sPeter, you're urinating unusually frequently.
1.07sYeah, what gives?
2.37sIf it's gale-force peeing you be doing,
3.07sit could mean you've got barnacles on your prostate.
2.67sBest have sick bay check below your decks.
3.37sWait a minute. Are you telling me I need a prostate exam?
3.1sAye, and soon, before your rudder jams with flotsam,
3.1sand you're dropping anchor without an order from the Captain.
2.04s- How're you liking all these nautical puns? - Cute.
1.6sNot bad. Somewhat entertaining.
1.94sMy God, I'd better see a doctor.
3.17sBut no doctor in town will see you after that lawsuit.
2.4sWell, then, I'll just find a doctor out of town.
1.97sListen, I know I'm not a regular patient,
2.63sbut I think I have some trouble with my prostate.
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