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1.8sI know you were expecting something else,
3.7sbut as science will tell you, people were a lot shorter 2,000 years ago,
1.97sso let's try to be adult about this.
1.5s(WOMAN SNICKERING) Uh, no snickering and...
3sHey, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
2.8sOkay, so if we can all be mature... Give me the gum.
2.13sWe can all get through this a lot faster.
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2.47sI have so much fun when we hang out, Lois,
1.3sand I love your hair.
2.17sWe should make up a name for your hair color.
4.14sWe could call it, like, strawberry sunset or ginger maiden,
4.8sor one of those hair color names that's a random noun, like temptress.
2.84sOh, at some point, you have to let me braid it!
1.8sLois, what are you doing?
1.2s(SCREAMING)
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5s(GASPS) Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What's happening to me?
4.7sI'm like that Texas woman who gave her son brain damage by holding him underwater.
2.4sI'm just like Barbara Bush!
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