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2sOw!
2.47s(GASPS) Oh, my God. Stewie, are you all right?
1.53sOh, my sweet baby.
2.57sAnd to think I ignored your cries for attention.
2.87sI'm so sorry, honey. Never again, Stewie.
2.3sI'm going to give you all the love you could ever want.
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3.64s(EXCLAIMS) Forget it, you neglectful, swag-bellied measle.
1.53sYou had your chance and you blew it.
1.27sWell, now you're too late.
2.87sI hope they charge you with child abuse for my broken arm.
3.2sI'll testify against you, just like I did against Michael Jackson.
3.24sStewie, did Mr. Jackson behave inappropriately toward you?
2.34sWell, yes, but the worst part was he never called back.
5.44s(ALL LAUGHING) No, but in all seriousness, yeah, he was actually pretty aggressive.
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1.47s(DOORBELL RINGING)
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1.9sPackage for Dr. Hartman.
1.13sAll right, where's the package?
1.57sHere it is.