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2.94sI only went in there for a physical/guinea pig removal,
4.77sbut I turned out to be the guinea pig for his sexual experimentation.
2.6sYou guys are a bunch of queers.
3.57s(SOBBING) And so am I! Oh, God, it was horrible!
2.17sI scrubbed, and I scrubbed, but damn it,
2.03sthey don't make water hot enough!
4.54sMy God, we've all been victims of Dr. Hartman's "prostate exam."
2.4sWell, gentlemen, the abuse stops here.
2.2sI will not turn a brown eye to this.
3.04sI am going to sue that bastard and make him pay out the ass.
3.9sNo ifs, ands, or buts. I'm going to be really anal about this.
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1.03sSphincter.
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0.97sGood morning, Lois.
2.64sMy, Stewie, you're in a good mood today.
1.17sWell, why shouldn't I be?
2.3sYou saved Rupert's life, and I love you for it.
3.57sSo, warn the villagers. Here comes the cuddle monster.
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5.37s(YAWNING) Oh, Lois, your breasts are great.