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1.73s(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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2.07sYour Honor, I can't believe you're even listening to this.
1.63sFor God's sake, you're a patient of mine.
2.8sI gave you a prostate exam last year, don't you remember?
3.3sCome to think of it, I remember it as a pretty standard exam.
1.03sAre you sure, Judge?
2.37sAre you sure it wasn't all evil and grainy and black and white?
1.3sThink about it.
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3.8s(ECHOING) Relax. I be a doctor.
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1.9sGuilty, guilty, guilty, guilty!
3.54sDr. Hartman, your medical license is hereby revoked.
1.7sThat's outrageous!
3.47sGod, I've looked forward to this moment more than the second coming of Jesus.
1.07sOkay, everybody,
1.8sI know you were expecting something else,
3.7sbut as science will tell you, people were a lot shorter 2,000 years ago,
1.97sso let's try to be adult about this.
1.5s(WOMAN SNICKERING) Uh, no snickering and...
3sHey, that's exactly what I'm talking about.