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2.13sYeah, what'd you do with your pain and suffering money?
1.6sI got collagen.
2.27sHey, Lois, want to make out?
3.84sYeah. What do you think of new sexy-lips Peter?
3.3sYeah. This is your life from now on.
2.03sEnjoy it, lucky wife.
3.7sI tell you, boys, this is a victory not just for my anus, but for anuses...
1.2sOh, hang on, I got to go pee.
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1.67sThat's a lot better. So, anyway, this is a...
1sOh, I got to take a leak.
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1.5sThere we go. Oh, pee time.
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2.67sPeter, you're urinating unusually frequently.
1.07sYeah, what gives?
2.37sIf it's gale-force peeing you be doing,
3.07sit could mean you've got barnacles on your prostate.
2.67sBest have sick bay check below your decks.
3.37sWait a minute. Are you telling me I need a prostate exam?
3.1sAye, and soon, before your rudder jams with flotsam,
3.1sand you're dropping anchor without an order from the Captain.
2.04s- How're you liking all these nautical puns? - Cute.
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