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2.17sYour Earth's bitch.
2.77sMorning, civilians. General Griffin reporting for breakfast.
1.5sDad, it's not fair.
1.6sMy money paid for that tank,
1.74sand I haven't even got to drive it yet.
2.4sJeez, Meg, you always gotta ruin my good time,
1.47sjust like basic cable.
1.6sMAN ON TV: We now return to Showgirls...
1.87sAll right, Meg, you got a feel for the controls.
1.2sNow give it a little gas.
3.1sOh, great, it's here. That mirror I bought on eBay.
1sOh, my God!
1.93sJoe, my God, what happened?
2.17sYou just ran over me, you bastard!