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1.13sYou hear that, Meg?
1.6sYeah, it does not protect against missiles.
2.74sSee, these are the questions. This is why I'm here.
3.24sPeter, you can't be serious. This is a 30-ton war machine.
1.87sI'm still not sure.
1.07sDid I mention the tank is a tank?
1.1sSold.
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2.57sPETER: Okay, Lois, you can open your eyes.
1.67sBocce balls!
0.97sI bought a tank.
1.37sAre you out of your mind?
1.43sLet me show you how the gun works.
1.3s(SCREAMS)
1.4s(LAUGHING)
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1.47sWhat the hell?
3.87sNo, no, no, no!
3sHey, Peter, can you blow that towel rack down here?
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1.23sThank you.
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5.71sMAN: Jeff Daniels and Bill Pullman star in Neil Simon's The Even Couple.
1.87sI ordered a pizza. I hope that's okay.
1.87sSure, I love pizza.
1.4sThis half of the apartment is mine,
2.37sbut if you want to come over here, that's okay, too.
1.4sThis isn't spaghetti. It's linguini.
2.74sYou're right. It is. I always get those confused.