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2.77sYes, are the new bulimic-cutting mobiles in yet?
1.83sThis is a 1996 sedan.
3.14sExcellent gas mileage, air bags and AM-FM cassette.
2.37sI love it! Dad, this is the car.
1.67sHang on a second, Meg.
1.33sWhat can you tell me about this one?
4.67sOh, that's just an old tank I use for those commercials where I declare war on high prices.
1.3sNow, about that sedan...
3.17s(EXCLAIMS) Hang on there, slick. Now I see your game.
1.77sWe come in here wanting a practical car,
3.27sbut then you dangle this tank in front of me and expect me to walk away.
2.97sNow, I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir,
1.87sand that, sir, is an idiot.
2.44sNow, I demand you tell me more about this tank.
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2.2sWell, if you're looking for quality, then look no further.
1.17sThat's more like it.
1.6sTell me, what are the tank's safety features?
1.5sWhat a good-looking question.
4.2sThree inches of reinforced steel protects your daughter from short-range missile attacks.
2.44sI see, and does the sedan protect against missiles?
1sIt does not.
1.13sYou hear that, Meg?
1.6sYeah, it does not protect against missiles.
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