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4.77sRemember when you hit that pedestrian with your car at the crosswalk and then just drove away?
1.87sPepperidge Farm remembers.
3.84sBut Pepperidge Farm ain't just gonna keep it to Pepperidge Farm's self free of charge.
3sMaybe you go out and buy yourself some of these distinctive Milano cookies.
2.43sMaybe this whole thing just disappears.
1.77sMeg, what happened?
2.9sFat-ass and his drunk friends left me at the roller rink.
2.77sYou know, this wouldn't have happened if I had my own car.
2.87sMeg, people have always found ways to get around without a car.
1.2sLook at Iceman.
1.87sHoney, where'd you go when you went out last night?
1.63sJust over to Tom's house.
2.1sPlayed some poker, had some brewskis. You know.
2.97sReally? Then would you mind explaining that?