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1.4sDad, where have you been?
1.7sI've been waiting for over an hour.
2.7sGrab some wood there, bub. Daddy and his friends have been drinking,
6.01sand we're gonna keep on drinking until we each uncover repressed memories of sexual abuse by a trusted religious official.
2.53sOh, that's crazy talk. Oh, my God!
2.57sMinister Washington, how could you?
1.8sMan, look at all these chicks.
1.17s(EXCLAIMS)
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1.3sIf I were a woman,
7.87sI would press my bare boobs up against glass in public just for the sexual thrill! The sexual thrill!
2.47s(EXCLAIMING) How do I stop?
2.2sUse the rubber stoppers on the front.
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2.73sHey, baby, how'd you like to share a pair of skates?
2.07sSure! Never mind!
1.8sBoy, you look a lot better from the back.
1.4sYou jerk!
2.17sOh, hey, baby, you want to go somewhere?
1.47sNo, no, no! Wait. Wait.
2.04sQuagmire, remember what's on the other side.