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4.24sNow, your first responsibility is to fire that employee.
2.74sBoy, I'm a little chilly. I hope no one notices.
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1.3sBut that's my dad.
2.6sWhat's more important to you, your job or your family?
1.53sAnd don't pick the obvious one.
2.6sOh, hey, guys. I was just catching up on some plunger nipples.
1.63sDad...
2.37sGo on, Meg. What are you waiting for?
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2sDad, I'm sorry I have to say this,
6.31sbut you're a fat-ass who's completely incapable of performing the simplest tasks,
3.14sbut you're also my father,
2.77sand you're the only one I'll ever have,
3.24sso I'm not going to fire you.