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1.67s- Joanie? - Yeah?
1.43sI don't have herpes.
1.87sI just needed to know that you'd stay.
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1.8sYou say
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7.94sI only hear what I want to I've had it. The only place in town that's got power is Superstore USA while the rest of us are left to bake in the heat.
2.54sThere's gotta be something we can do to take that place down.
2.93sDon't worry, Brian. I think I've got an idea.
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1.2sBOTH: Uh-huh.
1.73sOh, yeah!
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2.44sExcuse me, can you tell me where I can find assault rifles?
1.07sAisle six.
2.07sHow about a list of known local homosexuals?
1.2sAisle four.
1.77sMeg, you're doing a great job.
2.97sIn fact, I'm promoting you to assistant manager.
3.3sReally? Oh, my God! Thank you so much.
4.24sNow, your first responsibility is to fire that employee.
2.74sBoy, I'm a little chilly. I hope no one notices.
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1.3sBut that's my dad.
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