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5.6sI'm a Wolverine And my hatred keeps me warm
5.84sA wolverine So you Russians best be warned
1.3sShooting commies Drinking deer blood
2.1sPeeing in the radiator Look up there
2.57sHere comes a really Angry Russian helicopter
1.43s(EXCLAIMING)
2.8s
4.07sIt has been a red dawn.
3.17sHey, Peter, Lois called to remind you to pick up Meg at the roller rink.
1.5sNo! We're just getting started!
2.77sMeg is my least favorite of all your children.
2.6sIt's all right. We'll just move the party to the skating rink.
2.67sWho's sober enough to drive?
4.71sOkay, who's drunk, but that special kind of drunk where you're a better driver because you know you're drunk?
2.1sYou know, the kind of drunk where you probably shouldn't drive,
1.33sbut you do anyway because,
2.3sI mean, come on, you gotta get your car home, right?
2.67sI mean, what do they expect me to do, take a bus?
2.44sIs that what they want, for me to take a bus?
3.34sWell, screw that. You take a bus.
0.14sI'm that kind of drunk.
2sShotgun.