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1.17sThat's more like it.
1.6sTell me, what are the tank's safety features?
1.5sWhat a good-looking question.
4.2sThree inches of reinforced steel protects your daughter from short-range missile attacks.
2.44sI see, and does the sedan protect against missiles?
1sIt does not.
1.13sYou hear that, Meg?
1.6sYeah, it does not protect against missiles.
2.74sSee, these are the questions. This is why I'm here.
3.24sPeter, you can't be serious. This is a 30-ton war machine.
1.87sI'm still not sure.
1.07sDid I mention the tank is a tank?
1.1sSold.
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2.57sPETER: Okay, Lois, you can open your eyes.
1.67sBocce balls!
0.97sI bought a tank.
1.37sAre you out of your mind?
1.43sLet me show you how the gun works.
1.3s(SCREAMS)
1.4s(LAUGHING)
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1.47sWhat the hell?
3.87sNo, no, no, no!
3sHey, Peter, can you blow that towel rack down here?
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1.23sThank you.
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5.71sMAN: Jeff Daniels and Bill Pullman star in Neil Simon's The Even Couple.
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