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6.31sbut you're a fat-ass who's completely incapable of performing the simplest tasks,
3.14sbut you're also my father,
2.77sand you're the only one I'll ever have,
3.24sso I'm not going to fire you.
2.17sMr. Penisberg, I quit.
1.2sPenisberg?
2.74sYeah, yeah, get it all out of your system.
3.47sMeg, that was a wonderful thing you just did for me.
3.7sI can't believe this is coming out of my mouth, but I love...
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