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2.67sI mean, what do they expect me to do, take a bus?
2.44sIs that what they want, for me to take a bus?
3.34sWell, screw that. You take a bus.
0.14sI'm that kind of drunk.
2sShotgun.
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1.4sDad, where have you been?
1.7sI've been waiting for over an hour.
2.7sGrab some wood there, bub. Daddy and his friends have been drinking,
6.01sand we're gonna keep on drinking until we each uncover repressed memories of sexual abuse by a trusted religious official.
2.53sOh, that's crazy talk. Oh, my God!
2.57sMinister Washington, how could you?
1.8sMan, look at all these chicks.
1.17s(EXCLAIMS)
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1.3sIf I were a woman,
7.87sI would press my bare boobs up against glass in public just for the sexual thrill! The sexual thrill!
2.47s(EXCLAIMING) How do I stop?
2.2sUse the rubber stoppers on the front.
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2.73sHey, baby, how'd you like to share a pair of skates?