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2.57sPETER: Okay, Lois, you can open your eyes.
1.67sBocce balls!
0.97sI bought a tank.
1.37sAre you out of your mind?
1.43sLet me show you how the gun works.
1.3s(SCREAMS)
1.4s(LAUGHING)
2.53s
1.47sWhat the hell?
3.87sNo, no, no, no!
3sHey, Peter, can you blow that towel rack down here?
1.3s
1.23sThank you.
0.54s
1.47s
5.71sMAN: Jeff Daniels and Bill Pullman star in Neil Simon's The Even Couple.
1.87sI ordered a pizza. I hope that's okay.
1.87sSure, I love pizza.
1.4sThis half of the apartment is mine,
2.37sbut if you want to come over here, that's okay, too.
1.4sThis isn't spaghetti. It's linguini.
2.74sYou're right. It is. I always get those confused.
1.07sHey, all of us are human.
1.03sI'm glad we're friends.
1.5sYeah, this is really working out.
2.14sThere's no conflict in this movie!
1.2s
1.9sWhen are you gonna get rid of that stump?
2.44sI've been asking you for months to get rid of that stump!
2.03sI'll do it, all right? Just get off my back!
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