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2.14sWhat kind of jerk would drive one of those?
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1.37sDude, this car kicks ass,
3.44sand I can watch Madagascar while I'm driving!
1.6sWhat kind of music do you like, Gloria?
2.97sHippo-hop. Woohoo! Yeah, baby!
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2.5sDude, those animals are so fucking funny,
2.27sthey make me want to merge without looking!
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1.83sYeah! Rumsfeld!
1.6sHi, there, can I help you folks?
3.14sYeah, my daughter's looking for a car that goes with her personality.
2.77sYes, are the new bulimic-cutting mobiles in yet?
1.83sThis is a 1996 sedan.
3.14sExcellent gas mileage, air bags and AM-FM cassette.
2.37sI love it! Dad, this is the car.
1.67sHang on a second, Meg.
1.33sWhat can you tell me about this one?
4.67sOh, that's just an old tank I use for those commercials where I declare war on high prices.
1.3sNow, about that sedan...
3.17s(EXCLAIMS) Hang on there, slick. Now I see your game.
1.77sWe come in here wanting a practical car,
3.27sbut then you dangle this tank in front of me and expect me to walk away.
2.97sNow, I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir,