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3.24s
3.3sHere you go. You're beautiful.
5.2sI would go out with you if I wasn't already in a committed relationship.
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1.13sHey, guys, what's going on?
3.87sOh, Peter, Superstore USA has taken all my business.
6.41sMine, too. In fact, the only guy in town making any money is that guy who makes tumbleweeds.
4.37sY'all laughed at me. Y'all laughed at me. Well, who's laughing now?
1.8s(LAUGHING)
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0.73sWhat do you think of this?
1.87sThat makes you attractive.
0.93sYeah!
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2.67sWell, maybe now you guys are seeing what I've been trying to explain to you.
4.24sThat megastore is a big, evil corporation that means nothing but trouble for this town.
5.04sOh, man, this is the worst thing to happen to this town since that roving gang of Tom Brokaws.