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1.3sNow, about that sedan...
3.17s(EXCLAIMS) Hang on there, slick. Now I see your game.
1.77sWe come in here wanting a practical car,
3.27sbut then you dangle this tank in front of me and expect me to walk away.
2.97sNow, I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir,
1.87sand that, sir, is an idiot.
2.44sNow, I demand you tell me more about this tank.
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2.2sWell, if you're looking for quality, then look no further.
1.17sThat's more like it.
1.6sTell me, what are the tank's safety features?
1.5sWhat a good-looking question.
4.2sThree inches of reinforced steel protects your daughter from short-range missile attacks.
2.44sI see, and does the sedan protect against missiles?
1sIt does not.
1.13sYou hear that, Meg?
1.6sYeah, it does not protect against missiles.
2.74sSee, these are the questions. This is why I'm here.
3.24sPeter, you can't be serious. This is a 30-ton war machine.
1.87sI'm still not sure.
1.07sDid I mention the tank is a tank?
1.1sSold.
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2.57sPETER: Okay, Lois, you can open your eyes.
1.67sBocce balls!
0.97sI bought a tank.
1.37sAre you out of your mind?
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