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1.7sYeah, all gay guys hate Superstore USA.
1.03sWhat?
1.33sHey, I'm just trying to be ethical.
5.84sYeah, right. You hate all megastores ever since you were petted way too hard by that special boy in front of Kmart.
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1.03s
1.7s- (GROANS)
- Doggie!
1.3s- (GROANS)
- Doggie!
1.4sDoggie! Too hard.
1.9sI like doggie! Too hard.
1.47sDoggie! Gonna bite.
1.73sDoggie! Gonna bite.
1.17sDoggie!
1.6s(SCREAMING)
1.6s
1.53sOh, jeez.
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2.94s
1.43sWelcome to the Superstore family, Meg.
1.1sGlad to have you.
1.73sThanks. I'm really excited to get to work.
1.97sNow, let me just go over a few basics.
1sYou'll earn minimum wage,
1.7sno overtime, no health benefits,
3.8sand every day at 3:00, you'll need to give Sloth a Baby Ruth.