Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
3.01s
2.44sExcuse me, can you tell me where I can find assault rifles?
1.07sAisle six.
2.07sHow about a list of known local homosexuals?
1.2sAisle four.
1.77sMeg, you're doing a great job.
2.97sIn fact, I'm promoting you to assistant manager.
3.3sReally? Oh, my God! Thank you so much.
4.24sNow, your first responsibility is to fire that employee.
2.74sBoy, I'm a little chilly. I hope no one notices.
3.34s
1.3sBut that's my dad.
2.6sWhat's more important to you, your job or your family?
1.53sAnd don't pick the obvious one.
2.6sOh, hey, guys. I was just catching up on some plunger nipples.
1.63sDad...
2.37sGo on, Meg. What are you waiting for?
0.57s
3.44s
1.53s
2sDad, I'm sorry I have to say this,
6.31sbut you're a fat-ass who's completely incapable of performing the simplest tasks,