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2.74sWait, wait, Quagmire. Let me cover Stewie's ears.
1s(INAUDIBLE)
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2.9sAnd this is the hand that caused all the trouble.
2.24sGot your nose, little guy.
1.13s(SCREAMING)
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2.57sPeter, did you take Stewie to a strip club?
1.73sHe smells like sweat and fear.
3.8sLet me tell you, Tuesday afternoon is not exactly their A squad.
1.87sI actually saw bullet wounds.
3.17sYou can't just take him places you want to go. He's a baby.
3sLook, Lois, I think I know how to spend time with my own kid, all right?
2.33sThe bond between a father and son is sacred.
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2.9sI'm sorry, Jesus. But my house, my rules.
2.87sUp yours, Joseph. You're not my real dad.