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3.44sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.33sall the things that make us
1.97slaugh and cry
4.87sHe's a family guy
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2.8sI am so bored.
2.8sHey, dog, when you take a break from re-applying your lipstick,
1.27show about taking me to the park?
1.34sMy lipstick? What?
1.3s(CHUCKLING) Oh.
3.74sOh, right, right. Right, because of my penis.
2.94sYeah, that's--that's-- that's fantastic.
2.7sLois, Brian won't take me to the park.
2.5sThen he talked about his ding-dong.
2.57sLois. Lois!
1.67sDamn it, woman! Pay attention to me!
2.63sOw! Stewie, that's not nice.
1.73sDon't grab Mommy's pants like that.
1.47sYou could really hurt her.
1.9sYes. Yes, I could, couldn't I?
2.03sI could hurt Mommy.
5.17sShame on us, Rupert. How dare we succumb to boredom while that wretched woman continues to breathe?
2.9sShe must be destroyed. With Lois out of the way,
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