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2.74sOh, my God. I am so sorry.
2.14sChris, this is gonna come out of your allowance.
1.03sOh...
2.07sPerhaps we could work something out.
4.34sI could use a strapping young man to do some chores around my house.
1.13sThat seems fair to me.
2.23sChris, you have damaged this man's property.
1.4sAnd until you pay off the debt,
1.87syou'll do whatever job he wants you to do.
3.5sAnd at the end of the day, if you're exhausted and your face is dripping wet,
1.6swell, that just means you did a good job.
1.77sThat sounds fine.
2.94sI don't want to spend my weekend doing chores.
2.34sYou know, Chris, a little hard work can do wonders.
2.07sJust look at how they built the pyramids.
2.8sThey say all peoples must go through some hard times.
2.44sWell, we Jews are getting ours out of the way early.
3.6sFrom here on out, it's gonna be nothing but smooth sailing.
1.87s
1.43sI have an announcement to make.
3.04sDon't you do it. Don't you lose a single pound.
2.37sI don't care what those Hollywood image-makers say.
1.3sBig women are sexy.
3.94sI wanted to tell you that Opie will not be receiving Employee of the Month,
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