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1.77sReally? I thought you said she was ugly.
1.87sOh, you mean kiss up to her.
1.8sThat's a great idea, Joe.
0.93sAnd if that doesn't do it,
2.77syou could always just work hard and be polite.
3.07sThat's how I won friends when I worked for E!
4.1sSeabiscuit! Seabiscuit! Would you mind talking to E!?
2.47sI'm not Seabiscuit. I'm Penelope Cruz.
3.64sAnd you're just lovely. Would you like a carrot?
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3.34s(MUNCHING) Good girl.
1.47sBrown-nose, huh?
2.07sAll right. I'll do something special for her.
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1.13sSurprise!
2.4sGriffin, what the hell are you doing at my house?
2.84sWell, I asked around the office and everybody said you liked animals,
2.47sso I organized a surprise cockfight.
0.87sTa-da!
6.11s(GASPING) Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, God.
3.87sWell, looks like they killed each other.