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3sLook, Lois, I think I know how to spend time with my own kid, all right?
2.33sThe bond between a father and son is sacred.
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2.9sI'm sorry, Jesus. But my house, my rules.
2.87sUp yours, Joseph. You're not my real dad.
4.84s(BEEPING) (RINGING) Hello? Hey, Dad, it's me.
2.84sListen, things here aren't working out anymore.
1.3sAnd I was just... I was wondering,
2.5scan I come live with you and Janet for a while?
2.7sOh, wow, kiddo. You know, I'd love that,
3.27sbut I don't know if now is the best time. Maybe next year, okay?
1.4sI'll see you Friday night.
1.67sTell your mother I sent the check.
1.47sSo, where were we?
2.27sRight about here.
3.87s- Ah, come on, baby, it's my birthday.
- No.
4.9sAll I'm saying is that you just need to find an activity that you and Stewie can share.
3.17sPeter, can you reach that box of rice?
1.6s(EXCLAIMING) Oh, sorry, Lois.
3.34s(LAUGHING) Oh, that rice got you, bitch.
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