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2.44sHelp! Somebody! I'm blacking out.
2.84s(SHOUTING) Brian, help me.
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2.74sThat jerk, Opie, got Employee of the Month again.
1.5sAll because my boss hates me.
3.27sMaybe you need to brown-nose her a little bit, Peter.
1.77sReally? I thought you said she was ugly.
1.87sOh, you mean kiss up to her.
1.8sThat's a great idea, Joe.
0.93sAnd if that doesn't do it,
2.77syou could always just work hard and be polite.
3.07sThat's how I won friends when I worked for E!
4.1sSeabiscuit! Seabiscuit! Would you mind talking to E!?
2.47sI'm not Seabiscuit. I'm Penelope Cruz.
3.64sAnd you're just lovely. Would you like a carrot?
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3.34s(MUNCHING) Good girl.
1.47sBrown-nose, huh?