Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
2.94sI don't want to spend my weekend doing chores.
2.34sYou know, Chris, a little hard work can do wonders.
2.07sJust look at how they built the pyramids.
2.8sThey say all peoples must go through some hard times.
2.44sWell, we Jews are getting ours out of the way early.
3.6sFrom here on out, it's gonna be nothing but smooth sailing.
1.87s
1.43sI have an announcement to make.
3.04sDon't you do it. Don't you lose a single pound.
2.37sI don't care what those Hollywood image-makers say.
1.3sBig women are sexy.
3.94sI wanted to tell you that Opie will not be receiving Employee of the Month,
1.77sbecause he's being promoted.
2.2sOh, yes! That means I'm Employee of the Month.
3.5sNo, you're not, Griffin. I'm giving it to Soundwave.
2.4sSo, I can just put my stuff anywhere?
1.44s
1.7s
2.94sMy wife, Denise. We met in a Christian chat room.
0.67s
1.84s
2.23sPeter, we need to talk about your son.
2.1sThe fat one or the funny-looking one?
0.84s
2sDad called you fat.
1.2sWait.
1.6sStewie's really been acting out lately.