Create a Clip

Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.

1.54s
3.96sOh. My daughter hates me because I dont know anything about her.
3.87sAh. Well, whenever I gotta know something about a broad...
2.03sI use this guy.
2.56sThis detective is unbelievable. He can learn more about a chick...
3.44sby digging through one garbage can than you could from years of intimacy.
2.76sHe found out who was cobbling shoes for me at night.
3.7sTurns out l have severe schizophrenia.
4.33sWell, if hiring this guy will make Lisa like me again, then I'll do it.
1.27sCan I get this beer to go?
1.03sSure.
3.91s
2.49sMaybe someday iii turn into a swan.
1.97sOh, God.
1.58s
1.47s
0.92s
2.97s
2s
1.5s
1.87s"Drunk Cop"- Is that you?
2.3sNo. Look lower.
1.64sOoh, pie.
0.99sWhat can I do for you?
2.66sMy name is Homer Simpson and I desperately need your help.
Index