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3.7sTurns out l have severe schizophrenia.
4.33sWell, if hiring this guy will make Lisa like me again, then I'll do it.
1.27sCan I get this beer to go?
1.03sSure.
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2.49sMaybe someday iii turn into a swan.
1.97sOh, God.
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1.87s"Drunk Cop"- Is that you?
2.3sNo. Look lower.
1.64sOoh, pie.
0.99sWhat can I do for you?
2.66sMy name is Homer Simpson and I desperately need your help.
2.16sLet me guess. ts about a girl.
1.45sHow did you know?
1.85sts always a dame.
2.3sUsually with gams that dont quit...
1.49still they get to the shoes.
2.49sAnd then they're only napping.
3.53sPriceless.
3.96sI need you to find out everything about my daughter so she'll think I'm a good dad.
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