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1.87sDad, today was so great.
4.46sThe animal rights protest, a visit to the Museum of Sadness and Oppression.
2.23sWell, we should get along.
1.9sI mean, after all, lam your...
1.49sfather.
3.6sHow’d you think of such perfect things for us to do? Did Mom help you?
2.99sMom? Dont you think I could read the report by myself?
1.1sWhat report?
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4.03s"Report" is a daddy word that means "loves his daughter."
3.77sYou read the "loves his daughter" by yourself?
2.33sThat's right, honey.
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1.47sYou did it!
1.49sLisa thinks I'm the greatest.
2.16sI might even put you to work on Bart and Maggie.
1.87sGo super dad on all their asses.
2.8sI believe there's still the matter of my expenses.
2.99sOh, yes. Well, let's take a look and see-
2.03sA thousand dollars?
2.1sHow did you spend a thousand dollars?
1.03sts itemized.
1.87sA $40 steak?
2.87sYeah. But if I'd eaten the whole thing, it would’ve been free.