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2.8sThank you all for coming. It is my pleasure to introduce...
2.22sthe host of the Kyoto Global Warming Convention--
1.93sthe inventor of the environment...
3.4sand first Emperor of the Moon, Al Gore.
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2.65sI have ridden the mighty moon worm.
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3.07sGood for him.
1.77sMy fellow Earthicans,
2.72sas I discuss in my book Earth in the Balance,
4.07sand the much more popular Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth,
2.87swe need to defend our planet against pollution...
1.95sas well as dark wizards.
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2.65sSure, blame the wizards.
2.77sThat's why I'm offering a bag of moon sapphires...
4.09sto the first scientist who can solve this problem once and for all.
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2.62sLovely, aren't they?
2.69sSapphires?
3.04sWith those, I could open the Gate of Girash!